There
is an inherent danger in entering your own name into a search engine.
You never know what part of your past is going to pop up, or other
scary things.
As
a writer, though, you got to to it. You've got to at least attempt to
see who might be stealing your stuff and selling it as their own.
There are numerous sites that claim to be giving away my book for
free, but so far none of them are really doing it. Mostly, those
sites are looking to sucker people into buying something or trying to
pass on a virus or malware.
Fortunately,
a Google search of my name brings up the things it should on the
first page – links to my work pages, links to buy my books and my
social media accounts. The second page is nice, too. That's where you
start to learn what I've been up to over the past 20 years, the
awards I've won, the stories I've written for the newspaper over the
years. I used to be a business reporter for a zoned section of the
Albuquerque Journal. As such, I wrote a “focus on business”
feature twice a week for about five years.
I
used to tell people I was the most read writer in Albuquerque because
of these stories – business owners would clip the story, frame it
and put it on a wall in their establishments. So a customer would
come in and read it.
It's
been some years since I've written those stories, but I still like
the kind of articles I like to call refrigerator stories – the kind
of stuff that folks would cut out of the newspaper and post on their
fridge, or keep in a scrapbook, or mail to a grandchild. (My
grandmother used to do that.) Now, folks will post them on their
websites, blog posts or social media. These stories aren't exactly
hard news, but they're still fun to read and to write.
Then,
there are links to issue stories and columns I've written. A couple
years ago, for instance, I wrote a column about how I love libraries.
That one spread to just about every library advocacy website in the
world and still pops up on searches. And if you all are under the
notion that I didn't do “real” news, there are links to stories I
did on abusive priests, the lack of water in New Mexico and huge land
development deals. Some of my stories have even been used in academic
studies by people much smarter than me.
An
article I did is even used in a biography of Barry McGuire. I had got
a great quote from him about “Eve of Destruction.”
Other
hits on my name turn up information on where I went to high school,
when I was in the Air Force and a bit on my acting career. In the
internet age, much of our lives is available for scrutiny online.
Although I value my privacy, I know that my vocation is such that
much of my life is played out in public. And having the unique name I
have, it is easy to find me online.
But
sometimes the internet gets a little confused. Some years ago, a film
maker friend asked me to help him out on a short movie he was making.
I took a day off from work to play an office worker. I'm not sure if
I had a line, but it was fun and I got paid 30 bucks or something
like that. Then I forgot about the movie until I recently ran across my page on imdb. The only problem is
that imdb lists me as an actress, as in a female actor. I thought
about updating that information – I'm not a woman despite what my
PE coach in high school thought – but didn't care enough about it to
go through the registration process at the website and let it slide.
Then
a couple days ago, I was doing a Google check on my name when I came
across a link that said this: “Hot Sexy Photos of Rory M.
McClannahan: Cleavage, Boobs ...”
There
are so many things wrong with that sentence. I'm 48 years old and I
have no delusions about how I look. I look 48 years old. It's been
some years since anyone could have used the adjectives “hot” or
“sexy” to describe me. And while gravity has had its way with me,
I don't think it's very nice to make fun of me because of it. So I
need to do push ups, there's no need to laugh at me or tease me about
cleavage and boobs.
Did
I click on the link offering hot sexy photos of me? Of course I did.
It takes you to an aggregator for celebrity wallpaper. No photos.
But
what if there was? Is there really an internet fetish site for
middle-age man cleavage? And furthermore, am I going to have to start
keeping my eye out for the paparazzi?
Well,
I guess if it helps my writing career ...
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